| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. |
James "Jimmer" Felling
| 7:59.0 | M | 30 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | Regained his trophy in his patented outfit... |
| 2. |
Bobby Hanson
| 8:0.0 | M | 24 | Miller Genuine Draft, from can | Couldn't catch the jimmer |
| 3. | Nate Huenke | 8:1.0 | M | 22 | Miller Genuine Draft, from can | Very strong second 800. Last quarter was BLAZING |
| 4. | Jason "Philly" Phillipe | 11:26.0 | M | 23 | Miller Genuine Draft, from can | This AllAmerican needs to work on his chugging skills in the second half |
| 5. |
RJ Schacht
| 11:50.0 | M | 23 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | Representing WW |
| 6. |
Kiel "Keil" Hausler
| 12:15.0 | M | 23 | Miller Genuine Draft, from can | *Penalty lap for vomiting |
| 7. |
Bill Petsch
| 14:6.0 | M | 50 | Budweiser, from can | Masters Champ! |
| 8. |
Tyler "T-Money" Fyock
| 14:19.0 | M | 26 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | Was up in the front for the first half! |
| 9. | Jeremy "Ron Jeremy" Olson | 14:20.0 | M | 24 | Miller Genuine Draft, from can | Slow and steady from the start |
| 10. |
Chris Wenig
| 15:13.0 | M | 23 | Miller Genuine Draft, from can | Good job. |
| 11. |
Kevin "McD" McDonough
| 17:18.0 | M | 24 | Miller Genuine Draft, from can | *Penalty lap for vomiting! |