| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes | |
| 1. | C.H.A.S.E. | 8:15.0 | M | 41 | Coors Light, from can | guessing age |
| 2. | dr. Slow Ride | 9:26.0 | M | 46 | Budweiser, from can | drinking the King of Belgian beers, inaugurated new shoes at circle with On-On Ale |
| 3. | Bloody Z | 10:22.0 | M | On-on Ale, from can | hashed before and after this mile | |
| 4. | Go Fuck Myself | 10:24.0 | M | 46 | Miller Lite, from can | |
| 5. | Non-Skidski Butt Plug | 10:47.0 | M | Heineken, from can | it's about 1.6 km for the Russian's fans out there | |
| 6. | Stuffed In My Box | 12:17.0 | F | Bud Light, from can |
