| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Complete Stranger | 7:07.0 | M | | On-On ale 5.6%, from can | Joined 30 seconds after the beer mile started and almost caught Anybodys Bitch. |
| 2. |
Anybodys Bitch Denver H3
| 7:27.0 | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, from can | |
| 3. |
Light Up My Penis Denver H3
| 12:28.0 | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, from can | |
| 4. | West Wank Denver H3 | 13:40.0 | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, from can | |
| 5. |
I got Nothin Denver H3
| 14:50.0 | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, from can | |
| 6. |
Bloody Z Kimchi H3
| 16:50.0 | M | 31 | Strongbow 16.9 oz at 5%, from can | When cops were visible helped clean up empty can & then finish the beer mile. |
| 7. | POD Boulder H3 | 17:23.0 | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, from can | When cops were visible helped clean up empty can & then finish the beer mile. |
| 8. | I Blow Boulder H3 | DNF | M | | Milwaukee's Best Light 4.2%, from can | After his 3rd lap at 11:38, he notice cops giving tickets to dog owners and was afraid of getting caught with beer at a school, told the Hash cops were near by & went to the parking lot. DNF. |
| 9. | STD Boulder H3 | DNF | F | 29 | Leinenkugel Original 4.6%, from bottle | When I Blow said cops, STD just finished her 2nd lap around 11:38, & comenced cleaning up all the empty beer cans. DNF. |
| 10. |
Psycho Manashovitz Denver H3
| DNF | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, from can | When I Blow said cops, Psycho just finished her 3rd lap around 11:38, & comenced cleaning up all the empty beer cans. DNF. |