| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. |
Corey "Whip Hubley" Gallagher
| 6:27.0 | M | 21 | Lucky, from can | 6 seconds off MB record |
| 2. |
Danys "Heavy D" Dorge
| 6:35.0 | M | 25 | Lucky, from can | Has removed all doubt surrounding his higly controvensial victory from '04 |
| 3. |
Andrew "Goose" Dauphinais
| 6:56.0 | M | 25 | Lucerne Chocolate Milk, from bottle | First Chocolate Milk Mile since '04 |
| 4. | Braeden Taylor | 7:00.0 | M | 21 | n/a, from can | |
| 5. |
Colin Barnett
| 8:28.0 | M | 19 | n/a, from can | Actually attempted two back to back beermiles and DNFed on the second one |
| 6. | Casey Gergly | 8:45.0 | M | 20 | n/a, from cup | The only guy (other than Frank) who has dared venture into the abyss that is the ''Chunder Mile'' (4 pints of Guiness) |
| 7. |
Patrick "Binner" Binne
| 9:04.0 | M | 24 | Lucky, from can | |
| 8. | Stefan Arnason | 9:15.0 | M | | Molson Dry, from can | |
| 9. |
Melanie Grégoire
| 9:47.0 | F | | n/a, from can | First place female |
| 10. |
Marlowe Brownlee
| 9:53.0 | M | 21 | n/a, from can | |
| 11. | Josh Loewen | 10:54.0 | M | 18 | n/a, from can | |
| 12. |
Quin Ferguson
| 11:23.0 | M | 22 | n/a, from can | |
| 13. |
Sheldon "Maverick" Kilcullen
| 11:50.0 | M | 23 | Lucky, from can | Ran with a bear rug as a cape |
| 14. |
Patrick "PK" Kelly
| 12:02.0 | M | 20 | Lucky, from can | |
| 15. |
Justin Brown
| 12:19.0 | M | | n/a, from can | |
| 16. | XXX XXX | 12:21.0 | M | | n/a, from can | We don't know who this is. He simply put his name down as XXX. Also not certain of the gender, but it is a safe assumption that XXX is male. |
| 17. | Bob Bowles | 12:25.0 | M | | n/a, from can | |
| 18. |
Justin Bouché
| 12:27.0 | F | | n/a, from can | Second place female finisher |
| 19. |
Désire Budigoma
| 13:47.0 | M | | n/a, from can | |
| 20. |
Alex Bell
| 14:07.0 | F | 18 | n/a, from can | |
| 21. | Dylan Ferguson | 14:18.0 | M | | n/a, from can | |
| 22. | Dan Ferguson | 15:18.0 | M | | n/a, from can | |
| 23. |
Jon "Viper" Kilcullen
| 16:00.0 | M | 24 | Lucky, from can | |
| 24. | Dan Amey | 16:25.0 | M | | n/a, from can | |
| 25. | John Niziol | 16:47.0 | M | | n/a, from can | |
| 26. | Aiden Richie | 17:08.0 | M | | n/a, from can | |
| 27. |
Jacques Marcoux
| 17:18.0 | M | 24 | Lucky, from can | |
| 28. |
Justin Brown
| 17:46.0 | M | | n/a, from can | |
| 29. | Patrick S. | 18:22.0 | M | | Coors Light, from can | |
| 30. | Chantal Auger | 19:30.0 | M | 19 | n/a, from can | First beermile ever and did a drunken post race interview |
| 31. | Renfrew | 20:54.0 | M | | M.D, from can | |
| 32. |
Paul Carr
| 21:51.0 | M | 22 | Lucky, from can | |
| 33. | Rob Miln | DNF | M | | n/a, from can | Rumour has it he got ditched by his friend, and about halfway through the race, he secretly vanished behind the stands, gathered his stuff and left the race in a hurry, before anyone noticed |