A Dark Place On A Hill
2008-11-24
Conditions: Cold as Fuck
created by user Leonard_pt
| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes | |
| 1. | The Real "Tall, Dark and Sexy" Magnum | 7:1.1 | M | 20 | Budweiser, from can | Splits bitches in half in the 101 |
| 2. | Chuck "Elliptical Champion" Norris | 7:36.1 | M | 22 | Budweiser, from can | Too fat to win, LOSE WEIGHT FAT-ASS |
| 3. | Spider "Chicago Hurricane" Dick | 8:43.6 | M | 4 | Budweiser, from can | Ok first time, spider hat = clincher |
| 4. | The "Mrs. Vassallo" Madame | 9:30.8 | F | 36 | Budweiser, from can | Better than her girlfriend, rolls with the bitches |
| 5. | Cali "Palm Tree Slut" Boy | 9:31.3 | M | 88 | Budweiser, from can | You lost to a girl, 'nuff said |
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