2008 Tucson Thanksgiving Beer Mile
Tucson, AZ

Conditions: Overcast, 75 deg F, damp

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created by user drslowride

NameTimeSex Age  Beer Notes
1. Go Fuck Myself   9:40.0  M46Tecate, from can  trailed/drafted until the fourth beer
2. dr. Slow Ride   9:52.0  M46Budweiser, from can  swallowed own puke at start of lap 3 to avoid penalty, 6th consecutive calendar month with a Beer Mile completion
3. Granny Panties   11:38.0  M41Coors Light, from can  co-host of the r@ce
4. Klitty Litter   13:41.0  F69vodka and juice, from cup  I don't think she's really that old
5. Scooby In A Bottle   19:00.0  M30Beast Light, from can  first Beer Mile, unsuccessful in challenging others to rematch that evening

Race Notes:

Small group of survivors from the Mr. Happy's hash the previous night gathered La Maison d'Harlot and marked out a trail including an alley two streets and a sidewalk. Klitty was encouraged to run even though she insisted on cocktails instead of beer because we like to watch her bounce. Time was kept by Didja Bitemypenis and the photographer of record was Harlot

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