| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. |
Alan "Cuckoo" Harris
| 6:06.3 | M | 36 | Coors, from can | Cuckoo for Coors |
| 2. | Ryan "General Patton" Patton | 6:29.5 | M | 30 | Coors, from can | |
| 3. |
Jason "Wino" Weinland
| 6:56.8 | M | 44 | Coors, from can | quick post chunder |
| 4. | Seth Ozasa | 7:04.7 | M | 33 | Coors, from can | quick post chunder |
| 5. |
Casey
| 7:48.1 | M | 27 | Coors, from can | best jersey |
| 6. | Joe "Mr. Weather" Haynes | 7:54.3 | M | 42 | Coors, from can | doppler engaged prior to finish line |
| 7. | Calvin "Calbo" Sears | 8:37.2 | M | 50 | Coors, from can | doesn't even like beer |
| 8. | Cam Feightner | 8:48.9 | M | 26 | Coors, from can | |
| 9. |
Matt
| 9:03.7 | M | 24 | Coors, from can | |
| 10. | Louise "Lou" Smyth | 9:07.8 | F | 26 | Coors, from can | parking lot chunder |
| 11. |
Brian "Lurch"
| 9:10.0 | M | 31 | Coors, from can | officially "not here" |
| 12. | Chaser | 9:18.0 | M | 29 | Coors, from can | also officially not here |
| 13. | Scott "Latte" Harville | 9:20.6 | M | 51 | Coors, from can | prefers latte, but beer will do |
| 14. |
Rusty "shake and bake"
| 9:38.2 | M | 35 | Coors, from can | |
| 15. |
Jeff Howell
| 9:40.4 | M | 37 | Coors, from can | |
| 16. |
Wallace "Marathon Man" Robertson
| 9:42.3 | M | 47 | Coors, from can | this is a sprint race |
| 17. |
Greg "Horn Dog" Bell
| 9:55.0 | M | 47 | Coors, from can | blew his wad on lap 1 |
| 18. | Jason "Yat" Aleman | 9:55.3 | M | 43 | Coors, from can | |
| 19. |
Tony "Bozo" Bouso
| 10:25.0 | M | 50 | Coors, from can | More show than go |
| 20. |
Rick
| 10:54.2 | M | 54 | Coors, from can | |
| 21. |
Mike "Lucky" Kuhr
| 11:09.3 | M | 41 | Coors, from can | coors is better than chemo any day |
| 22. | Carly "Ms. Role Model" Feightner | 12:56.0 | F | 26 | Coors, from can | |
| 23. |
Casey
| 12:56.1 | M | 27 | Coors, from can | youth does not always prevail |
| 24. | Ken "Old" McMartin | 12:59.5 | M | 57 | Coors, from can | old but steady |
| 25. |
Rebecca
| DNF | F | 28 | | Barf King Champion |
| 26. |
Emily
| DNF | F | 24 | | fell off track on lap 4 |
| 27. | Daniel "Poke" Anderson | DNF | M | 43 | | DNS - Christmas caroling |