Tucson New Year Champagne Mile 2009
Tucson, AZ
January 1, 2009

Conditions: dunno...drunk

created by user drslowride

Name Time Gender Beer Notes
1 C.H.A.S.E. 8:09.0 M From Bottle Champagne
2 dr. Slow Ride 9:35.0 M From Bottle Champagne
3 Eskimo Pi Diver 9:42.0 M From Bottle Champagne
4 Go Fuck Myself 10:26.0 M From Bottle Champagne
5 Doctor Mudd 10:36.0 M From Bottle Champagne
6 Papa Don't Peek 11:24.0 M From Bottle Champagne
7 Napolean Bone A Part 13:35.0 M From Bottle Champagne
8 Didja Bite My Penis 14:15.0 M From Bottle Champagne
9 Cop U Late 14:50.0 M From Bottle Champagne
10 Scooby In A Bottle 15:13.0 M From Bottle MR Champagne
11 I.P. Freely 15:26.0 M From Bottle Champagne
12 Examine Me 15:35.0 F From Bottle Champagne
13 God Almighty 19:43.0 M From Bottle Champagne
14 Klitty Litter DNF F From Bottle Champagne



Race Notes:

We gathered at the Meet Rack, paid 9 bucks apiece for a bottle of champagne. Rules were to run Scooby's 0.26 mile loop through the neighborhood whilst drinking the bottle at the Rack...bottle had to be complete before commencing lap 4. Very good time, very bad wine.