| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Steve B. | 8:34.2 | M | 37 | Budweiser, from can | virgin beermiler - my hero |
| 2. | Marco Ztnih | 8:43.2 | M | 30 | Budweiser, from can | virgin beermiler - while wearing a skort! |
| 3. | Tom Frost | 9:27.4 | M | 31 | Coors, from can | virgin beermiler - watch out next time |
| 4. | Jackie Milller | 10:15.4 | F | 40 | Budweiser, from can | virgin beermiler - beat the boys off the line |
| 5. |
L. Ana
| 15:50.3 | F | 27 | Budweiser, from can | virgin beermiler - composed, secretly destroying the field |
| 6. | Andy B. | 17:24.0 | M | 28 | Heineken, from can | virgin beermiler - had the balls to drink premium beer |
| 7. | Aloha G. Frost | 17:48.0 | F | 30 | Coors, from can | virgin beermiler - she could repeat this 2x's over |
| 8. | Maty K. | 19:21.4 | M | 28 | Budweiser, from can | virgin beermiler - guinness pj pants - better next time... maybe better to foce it down, hurl, and sprint the penalty lap |
| 9. | Han BK | 29:7.2 | F | 29 | Budweiser, from can | the cutest virgin beermiler - vomited w/ penalty lap - will be back w/ redemption |