Twilight Beermile 2009
Thunder Bay, ON

Conditions: Cold: +3, Overcast, Drizzle

created by user dream_atlas

NameTimeSex Age  Beer Notes
1.Robb "the skier" Martin  7:05.0  M21variety pack, from can  next time arrive on time and bring your own beer!!
2.Cole "side-winder" Anderson  7:46.0  M19canadian, from bottle  5 sec. penalty for spitting up beer. impressive race for a first timer, but should potentially be disqualified. Because it's your first time we wont DQ you, but next time I wont be so generous.
3.Mike O'Conner  9:00.0  MOld Milwaukee, from can  excellent race, especially for a Masters racer.
4.Jean Michel "JAM" MacKay  9:39.0  M24Sleeman's Draught, from can  great pb from last beermile
5.Jon Boo  10:21.0  M23Lakeport Ale, from can  great time for a first beermile and met his goal of beating Liz. Congrats!
6.Cameron Ried  10:22.0  M22Lakeport Pilsner, from can  first timer
7. Kaylie "Thunder BadAss" Iserhoff   10:36.0  F19Sleeman's Draught, from can  first female and amazing pb from last race!
8. Doug "The Doctor" Scott   11:23.0  MOld Milwaukee, from can  The Doctor impresses us once again with his drinking abilities and should be an example for us all.
9. Liz "Lizard" Van Every   12:28.0  F21Mclays, from bottle  Penalty Lap. Disappointing finish, had the chance for a pb but puked and lost her composure.
10.Dave "Old Man" Witiluk  13:21.0  M22Canadian, from bottle  Penalty Lap. The Old Man had an impressive race despite a lot of vomiting.
11.Ben Zaporzan  14:16.0  M20Heineken, from can  
12.Lisa "The Lazer" Alaimo  14:34.0  F20Canadian, from bottle  Impressive finish for the Lazer. She has great untapped potential as a beermiler
13.Melanie "fish tank" Mclean  15:05.0  F20variety pack, from can  Penalty Lap. This lady showed up as a spectator and decided to race despite a bad cold. In her prime she has the potential to break world records!
14.Rob Moore  17:47.0  M32Old Milwaukee, from can  It is rumoured he did tall cans...
15.Chris Hamilton  17:48.0  M20Alexander Keith's, from can  He needs to spend more time with the running team, then perhaps he'll learn the beermiling ways.
16.Heather Hillsburg  24:34.0  F26Lakeport Honey, from can  Her ultimate beermile goal is to go under 22, I think she can go under 20 at least.
17.Jason "the hero" Pinard  DNF  M29Black Ice 750ml, from can  He attempted the impossible by drinking 4 7.5% 750ml cans of Black Ice and made it through 3! Although he DNF Jason is a role model to us all for his bravery

Race Notes:

This was the first beermile hosted in Thunder Bay in a couple of years to my knowledge, but had a great field of racers regardless. The winner of this year's beermile was also the champion of the fall Tequila 2km race, Robb Martin. We need to recruit some more runners and train a bit harder to give him a run for his money next time!

The only discrepancy is these race results is the issue of Cole Anderson. In the rules it does not specify whether spitting up beer counts as vomiting or not, and therefore it is impossible to say whether or not his race time should be a DQ. As the final judge of this race I have decided to allow his time to stand, but with a 5 sec. penalty. Next time though Cole, I wont be so generous. Swallow your beer!

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