| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. |
Mike "Birchy" Birch
| 9:53.0 | M | 23 | Kokanee, from can | Feeling victory in his blood |
| 2. |
Adrian Tilochand
| 11:2.0 | M | 24 | Lucky Lager, from can | Spiderman |
| 3. |
Scott "Uncle" Reid
| 11:53.0 | M | 24 | Budweiser, from can | Amazing party time shirt and bailed big time |
| 4. |
Max Cowlen
| 16:1.0 | M | 24 | Budweiser, from can | Barfed like crazy, every mL: of beer |
| 5. |
Scott Young
| 17:26.0 | M | 24 | Sleeman Original Draught, from can | Brand new shoes |
| 6. |
Pat To
| 17:53.0 | M | 24 | Budweiser, from can | Was in a suit |
| 7. | Mike "Stoney" Livingstone | 18:2.0 | M | 23 | Budweiser, from can | Mario Lemieux Jofa |
| 8. | Brad Leufkens | 20:18.0 | M | 22 | Kokanee, from can | Barfed |
| 9. |
Mark "The Einster" Einwechter
| 23:56.0 | M | 23 | Kokanee, from can | Greased up his hair, also barfed up and saw tomato |
| 10. | John "McShitty" McCuaig | 28:37.0 | M | 24 | Lucky Lager, from can | A pure warrior |