| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Phil "Zimmer" Zimmerman | 8:57.8 | M | 31 | Budweiser, from can | Overall Male Winner |
| 2. | Mark "Frothy Marky" Carver | 8:59.0 | M | 49 | Coors, from can | |
| 3. | Mike "The Attic Not The Basement" Hill | 9:03.0 | M | 48 | Coors, from can | |
| 4. | Mike "Tons of Fun" Roberts | 9:43.0 | M | 43 | Coors, from can | |
| 5. | Naked Hiking Guy | 9:49.0 | M | 50 | Budweiser, from can | |
| 6. | Andrew "Thunder" Holbrook | 10:49.0 | M | 31 | Miller High Life, from can | |
| 7. | Bill "Dragonslayer" Menees | 12:05.0 | M | 38 | Coors, from bottle | |
| 8. | Amy "USC Girl" Young | 12:25.0 | F | 29 | Budweiser, from can | Overall Female Winner |
| 9. | Justin "Breakdown" Patterson | 13:41.0 | M | 25 | Budweiser, from bottle | |
| 10. | Tom "Spew Wet Burp" Holland | 14:39.0 | M | 38 | Coors, from can | |
| 11. | Tonya "Black Warrior Princess" Lumphrey | 14:54.0 | F | 29 | Miller High Life, from can | |
| 12. | Tanya "Groin Chick" Savory | 16:42.0 | F | 48 | Budweiser, from can | |
| 13. | Amy "Firestarter" Oldham | 17:18.0 | F | 38 | Coors, from bottle | |
| 14. | Liz "Beer Baby" Holbrook | 37:31.0 | F | 27 | Miller High Life, from can | Threw up on lap 2 but stuck it out and ran a 5th lap |
| 15. | Lynda de Paulis | DNF | F | 63 | Blue Moon, from bottle | Ran four laps (14:48) but only drank half a beer each lap |
| 16. | Tomas de Paulis | DNF | M | 66 | Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, from bottle | Ran four laps (14:48) but only drank half a beer each lap |