July 25, 2009
Conditions: 25 degrees mild wind, no clouds
created by user viper
|1||Mike Booth||6:05.0||M||28||Kokanee||Set a new manitoba Provincial record. Only his second beermile ever.|
|4||Mel Gregoire||8:14.0||F||Lucky||First woman finisher. PB.|
|5||Pat Binne||8:19.0||M||24||lucky||Left his fathers retirement party to do this thing. returned immidiately after it.|
|6||Colin Barnett||8:45.0||M||21||Boxer,Keiths||First person to puke everywhere|
|8||casey Gergely||9:07.0||M||22||Kokanee||Beleives he was roofied last weekend|
|11||Tyrone Welchinski||10:07.0||M||19||Old Milwaukee||Knight of the rectangular Table, Steals from the rich, shotguns with the poor|
|16||Alice Sherwin||11:28.0||F||Molson Dry||Puked all over herself multiple times|
|17||Sheldon Kilcullen||11:48.0||M||24||Lucky||Dressed in a fatman suit/clown costume. He puked all over it many times. Had shotgunned a 6pack before hand.|
|18||Doug Scott||11:54.0||M||Lucky||Got in from churchill and went from the plain straight to the beermile|
|19||Ollie Gergely||12:00.0||M||Budweiser||Puked, than got owned in every drinking game afterwords|
|21||Quin Ferguson||13:11.0||M||Lucky||Dressed like a devil with a cape. Puked on Jon Kilcullen on lap 2.|
|22||Andrew Schellenburg||13:35.0||M||Russel Cream||Puked|
|27||Jon Kilcullen||15:09.0||M||25||Old Milwaukee||Knight of the rectangular table. Puked after Q-tip puked on him. Shotgunned a 6 pack before running|
|29||David Kelly||15:59.0||M||Lucky||Puked. made himself a proton excellorator and ran with it. Possibly crossed streams which would explain his time.|
|30||Andrew Dauphinais||16:29.0||M||25||Old Milwaukee||Knight of the rectangular table. Speed walked the race, while smoking a colt. Had sword fights with the other knights as they ran by him.|
|31||Paul Carr||18:29.0||M||23||Big rock variety pack||His dick, was infact in the box. Puked on his box|
|32||Becky Carr||20:15.0||F||Lucky||Did not enjoy her first beermile|
|33||Chantal Auger||20:21.0||F||Lucky||Suspected of only drinking 3 beer. Puked.|
The event had 35 people running it, and one MIA. Costumes as usual were out in force, as were the spectators.
The Fuzz once again did not catch wind of our event. Even if they had, they probably would have bowed down in awe of it.
The second place finisher was DQ'ed he was drinking half way around the corner and refused to stop.
Many of the girls were also suspected of drinking 3 beers and or cheating.
All in all a very good event.
Thats it and thats all
Peter funkin blow