2009 Manitoba Summer beermile championships
Winnipeg, MB
July 25, 2009

Conditions: 25 degrees mild wind, no clouds

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Name Time Gender Age Beer Notes
1 Mike Booth 6:05.0 M 28 From Can Kokanee Set a new manitoba Provincial record. Only his second beermile ever.
2 Stephan Arnason 8:00.0 M 23 From Can Lucky
3 Kevin Essau 8:08.0 M 23 From Can Lucky
4 Mel Gregoire 8:14.0 F From Can Lucky First woman finisher. PB.
5 Pat Binne 8:19.0 M 24 From Can lucky Left his fathers retirement party to do this thing. returned immidiately after it.
6 Colin Barnett 8:45.0 M 21 From Can Boxer,Keiths First person to puke everywhere
7 Marlowe Brownlee 8:50.0 M 22 From Can Lucky
8 casey Gergely 9:07.0 M 22 From Can Kokanee Beleives he was roofied last weekend
9 Andrea Heskew 9:09.0 F 19 From Can Lucky
10 Steven Campbell 9:57.0 M From Can Kokanee
11 Tyrone Welchinski 10:07.0 M 19 From Can Old Milwaukee Knight of the rectangular Table, Steals from the rich, shotguns with the poor
12 William Adama 10:15.0 M From Can Moosehead
13 Justine Stromberg 10:28.0 F From Can Lucky
14 Justin Brown 11:08.0 M From Can Lucky
15 Tyler Unknown 11:27.0 M From Can Kokanee
16 Alice Sherwin 11:28.0 F From Can Molson Dry Puked all over herself multiple times
17 Sheldon Kilcullen 11:48.0 M 24 From Can Lucky Dressed in a fatman suit/clown costume. He puked all over it many times. Had shotgunned a 6pack before hand.
18 Doug Scott 11:54.0 M From Can Lucky Got in from churchill and went from the plain straight to the beermile
19 Ollie Gergely 12:00.0 M From Can Budweiser Puked, than got owned in every drinking game afterwords
20 Di Bone 12:23.0 M From Can lucky Puked
21 Quin Ferguson 13:11.0 M From Can Lucky Dressed like a devil with a cape. Puked on Jon Kilcullen on lap 2.
22 Andrew Schellenburg 13:35.0 M From Can Russel Cream Puked
23 Adam Hildenbrandt 13:45.0 M From Can Keiths Puked
24 Lenny Steel 13:49.0 M From Can Kokanee
25 Zach Durand 13:50.0 M From Can lucky
26 Alex Bell 14:58.0 F From Can Kokanee Puked
27 Jon Kilcullen 15:09.0 M 25 From Can Old Milwaukee Knight of the rectangular table. Puked after Q-tip puked on him. Shotgunned a 6 pack before running
28 Derek Tozer 15:58.0 M From Can Kokanee
29 David Kelly 15:59.0 M From Can Lucky Puked. made himself a proton excellorator and ran with it. Possibly crossed streams which would explain his time.
30 Andrew Dauphinais 16:29.0 M 25 From Can Old Milwaukee Knight of the rectangular table. Speed walked the race, while smoking a colt. Had sword fights with the other knights as they ran by him.
31 Paul Carr 18:29.0 M 23 From Can Big rock variety pack His dick, was infact in the box. Puked on his box
32 Becky Carr 20:15.0 F From Can Lucky Did not enjoy her first beermile
33 Chantal Auger 20:21.0 F From Can Lucky Suspected of only drinking 3 beer. Puked.
34 Jamie Unknown 21:33.0 M From Can lucky Puked.



Race Notes:

The event had 35 people running it, and one MIA. Costumes as usual were out in force, as were the spectators.

The Fuzz once again did not catch wind of our event. Even if they had, they probably would have bowed down in awe of it.

The second place finisher was DQ'ed he was drinking half way around the corner and refused to stop.

Many of the girls were also suspected of drinking 3 beers and or cheating.

All in all a very good event.

Thats it and thats all
Peter funkin blow