| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Ted "Beer Mile" German | 7:7.0 | M | 29 | Mountain Creek, from can | Event Winner |
| 2. |
Ryan "Tipper" Griessmeyer
| 8:1.0 | M | 34 | Miller Genuine Draft, from can | OUCH! |
| 3. |
Gus Lang
| 9:58.0 | M | 33 | Miller Genuine Draft, from can | |
| 4. | Peter Gentry | 10:2.0 | M | 30 | Oskar Blues Pilsner, from bottle | |
| 5. | Chirs "Slowpez" Lopez | 10:34.0 | M | 42 | Miller Genuine Draft, from can | |
| 6. | Luke "Elvis" Schmidt | 10:39.0 | M | 28 | 90 Min IPA, from bottle | |
| 7. |
Steve Patton
| 11:36.0 | M | 42 | O'Douls, from can | |
| 8. | Mark Kochanski | 12:24.0 | M | 45 | lake Louie Prairie Moon, from bottle | |
| 9. | Douglas Sidaney | 12:41.0 | M | | Budweiser, from can | |
| 10. |
Jesse "Thunder" Sherman
| 13:22.0 | M | 38 | Budweiser, from can | Ran as Mr. T and puked a lot. "I pitty the foo" |