| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Matt Cuddy | 7:17.0 | M | 21 | Schlitz, from can | crazy virgin |
| 2. |
Sheldon "Maverick" Kilcullen
| 9:41.0 | M | 24 | Old Milwaukee, from can | DNV= DID NOT VOM!! |
| 3. |
Doug "Doug'er" Scott
| 11:1.0 | M | | Budweiser, from can | One furry guy. |
| 4. |
Jon Kilcullen
| 11:24.0 | M | 26 | Old Milwaukee, from can | Sans-Vom. |
| 5. |
Dave Depiero
| 13:34.0 | M | 28 | Old Milwaukee, from can | Maybe a puker? |
| 6. |
Darrell "18 Minute Beater" Wright
| 16:7.0 | M | 32 | Innis and Gun, from can | VIKING! puker. |
| 7. |
Kaylie "three-quart" Iserhoff
| 20:16.0 | F | 20 | Budweiser, from can | 1st puker. |
| 8. | Daniel Stilla | 21:50.0 | M | 20 | Kokanee, from bottle | Just had wisdom teeth removed and might have vomited up a stitch. |
| 9. | Erin Campbell | 25:53.0 | F | 20 | Old Milwaukee, from can | First timer. Hopefully not a last-timer. Puker. |
| 10. | Ally "Hooters" Stuart | 31:16.0 | F | 20 | Canadian, from can | Nympho virgin. Puker. |