| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. |
Owen "Rider" Shott
| 6:2.0 | M | 30 | Coors, from can | Went for State Record, but came up short. New PR and Track record. |
| 2. |
Justin "bringin Steam" Breidenstein
| 6:50.0 | M | 33 | Coors, from can | Great 2nd place finish. Big PR |
| 3. | The Professor | 7:15.0 | M | 30 | Coors, from can | Rookie Of the Beer |
| 4. |
Rick "The Game" Patterson
| 7:16.0 | M | 40 | Budweiser, from can | What can you say a PR is a PR. Patty is back! |
| 5. | Allie "Indian Princess" Ritter | 7:31.0 | F | 22 | coors, from can | rookie Beer Miler takes down reigning Female state champ and finishing with 6th best female time in the world |
| 6. |
Jo "u Been Girled" Shott
| 7:37.0 | F | 30 | coors, from can | she lost her crown but still brought a steller 40 sec PR performance |
| 7. |
Tripp "dirty South" Southerland
| 7:56.0 | M | 25 | coors, from can | pre-race pep talk with beer didn't work out as well as he planned was on pace for top 2 until vomit attack |
| 8. | Matt "girled Twice" Altman | 7:59.0 | M | 21 | budweiser, from can | strong showing only lost to two girls... haha! |
| 9. |
Lindsay "pottery Barn" Sundell
| 8:21.0 | F | 23 | coors, from can | BIG PR and almost caught Dirty South lover |
| 10. | Jeff "USS Commando" Tomaszewski | 8:25.0 | M | 35 | coors, from can | This Navy guy webcasted in a great Rookie performance... live attempt is coming next yr |
| 11. | Steve Kraim | 8:58.0 | M | 23 | budweiser, from can | |
| 12. | Courtney "I took down JC" Phillips | 10:41.0 | F | 35 | budweiser, from can | Watch out, JC! Courtney's rookie beer mile was very impressive! |
| 13. |
Alex Hills
| 11:24.0 | M | 21 | coors, from can | |
| 14. |
Jason Lewis
| 11:53.0 | M | 35 | Budweiser, from can | 2nd best JU Alumin showing. Go Allie |
| 15. |
Chuck Emerson
| 11:54.0 | M | 30 | Budweiser, from can | great Kick almost got Jason |
| 16. | Steve Star | 12:55.0 | M | 35 | Budweiser, from can | Strong 1st time showing |
| 17. | Tyrone "I'm not Mexican" Gayle | 14:9.0 | M | 25 | Modelo, from can | Wrong beer of choice. Best Puke of the year Award |
| 18. | Lucy "Giggles" Green | 14:30.0 | F | 21 | coors, from can | Couldn't stop smiling the whole time. |
| 19. | David Howard | 14:30.2 | M | 23 | Coors, from can | |
| 20. | Sky Johnson | 15:3.0 | F | 34 | Budweiser, from can | Had pretty strong post race puke! |
| 21. | Matt Breidenstein | 15:28.0 | M | 25 | Budweiser, from can | Hey who is that Justin guy? |
| 22. | Aubery Hersborin | 15:29.0 | F | 31 | Budweiser, from can | |
| 23. | Robbie Johnson | 17:9.0 | M | 35 | Budweiser, from can | |
| 24. | Trevor Beasly | 17:41.0 | M | 24 | Budweiser, from can | Expected more out of a Canadian sub 15 5k guy |
| 25. | Darrin "Red" DeTorres | 18:42.0 | M | 23 | coors, from can | Disappointing for as fast as he can drink |
| 26. | Ryder Leary | DNF | M | 25 | Budweiser, from can | Expected ALOT more out of an Irish sub 15 5k guy |
| 27. | Brad Orr | DNF | M | 23 | Budweiser, from can | |