|Name||Time||Sex ||Age ||Beer ||Notes|
|1.||Fremont Loper ||8:24.0 ||M||43||budweiser, from can ||how can the winner be such a loser?
||9:1.0 ||M||43||budweiser, from can ||best mullet, best wreck later during pub ride.
||10:7.0 ||M||23||budweiser, from can ||should avoid trash-talking the old guys beforehand
||11:27.0 ||M||37||budweiser, from can ||not to be confused with other-derek
||13:0.0 ||M||35||budweiser, from can ||fake-puked, ran backwards, crawled, smoking cigarettes
||16:15.0 ||F||28||budweiser, from can ||If she lowers her drinking splits, look out!
||19:45.0 ||F||41||budweiser, from can ||"Hey, don't take pictures of teh Tamminator, no!"