| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Fremont Loper | 8:24.0 | M | 43 | budweiser, from can | how can the winner be such a loser? |
| 2. |
Brad M
| 9:1.0 | M | 43 | budweiser, from can | best mullet, best wreck later during pub ride. |
| 3. |
Michael O
| 10:7.0 | M | 23 | budweiser, from can | should avoid trash-talking the old guys beforehand |
| 4. |
Derek R
| 11:27.0 | M | 37 | budweiser, from can | not to be confused with other-derek |
| 5. |
Ratdaddy
| 13:0.0 | M | 35 | budweiser, from can | fake-puked, ran backwards, crawled, smoking cigarettes |
| 6. |
Annie A
| 16:15.0 | F | 28 | budweiser, from can | If she lowers her drinking splits, look out! |
| 7. |
Tamminator
| 19:45.0 | F | 41 | budweiser, from can | "Hey, don't take pictures of teh Tamminator, no!" |