| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes | |
| 1. | Sea Bass | 12:39.0 | M | 32 | Icehouse, from bottle | Drove back from SC at 6 a.m. to drink like a fish and take the title! |
| 2. | Mo Hotta, Mo Betta | 14:24.0 | M | 39 | Heineken, from can | Slappin' them cans down like they was trailer park hoes |
| 3. | The DJ | 15:44.0 | M | 42 | Budweiser, from can | Ran 2 days after surgery - the sutures held! |
| 4. | White Chocolate | 19:7.0 | M | 37 | Heineken, from can | Fast runner, slooooow drinker... |
| 5. | Fine- relli | 19:11.0 | M | 36 | Budweiser, from can | Braved the elements and raced for pride |

| Become a fan of the Beer Mile on Facebook |