| Name | Time | Sex | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Matt "Denim Dan" Mazurik | 6:23.0 | M | Molson Dry, from can | First Official Beer Mile, 10 seconds off provincial record |
| 2. |
Iain "I-Ballz" McCormick
| 7:17.0 | M | Budweiser, from bottle | Sub 60 last 400 |
| 3. |
Andrew "Prince" Dauphinais
| 7:32.0 | M | Labatt 50, from bottle | 3rd finisher for The Peoples Republic of Levi Strauserland thus completing the podium sweep for the team. |
| 4. |
Steven "Scraggles" Campbell
| 7:51.0 | M | Boxer, from can | led nearly the entire race, penalty lap |
| 5. |
Iain Fyfe
| 7:53.0 | M | Moosehead, from can | 2nd Best Iain |
| 6. | Brandt | 8:53.0 | M | Brewhouse, from can | Hot Blonde |
| 7. |
Cam "Stumpy" S
| 9:13.0 | M | Budweiser, from can | 250 pound man wearing spikes |
| 8. |
Kristjan "K-unter" Hunter
| 9:34.0 | M | Molson Dry, from can | Puked ALOT.....in the mile, in his tent, under a couch and possibly in a shower |
| 9. |
Riley Magee
| 9:38.0 | M | Brewhouse, from can | Puked on first beer |
| 10. |
Paul Carr
| 10:5.0 | M | Boxer, from can | |
| 11. | Samir Marin | 10:28.0 | M | Brewhouse, from can | |
| 12. |
Jeff Adamson
| 10:48.0 | M | Lucky, from can | Got 3rd at Pan Ams for wrestling a week earlier. Even more impressive? His finish clinched the team title for The Peoples Republic of Levi Strauserland. Outkicked 3 people in last 200m leaving nothing in the tank. |
| 13. | Captain George | 10:49.0 | M | Pilsner, from can | |
| 14. |
David "DK" Kelly
| 10:50.0 | M | Lucky, from can | Realllly wants to point out that he beat PK. |
| 15. |
Patrick "PK" Kelly
| 10:58.0 | M | Boxer, from can | |
| 16. | Chris "French Fry" Simair | 11:44.0 | M | Sleeman, from can | |
| 17. | Caitlin "Hat Thief" Warkentin | 11:47.0 | F | Brewhouse, from can | One member of the hat thief duo |
| 18. | Brett Slobodz | 12:0.0 | M | Brewhouse, from can | |
| 19. |
Russ "Hasselhoff" Neff
| 12:32.0 | M | Pilsner, from can | |
| 20. | Jenna "McCormicks Sister" McCormick | 12:50.0 | F | Budweiser, from can | Puked a generous amount |
| 21. | Jesse "Pretty Boy Earl" Z | 13:9.0 | M | Budweiser, from can | |
| 22. | James Adamson | 13:38.0 | M | ?, from can | |
| 23. | Iain "Worst Iain" McMaster | 14:53.0 | M | Grasshopper, from can | 3rd and worst Iain of the day |
| 24. |
Karen L
| 14:54.0 | F | Canadian, from can | Last minute entry to save a team from disqualification |
| 25. |
Matt Neff
| 15:7.0 | M | Moosehead, from can | Puked a lot everywhere |
| 26. |
Jon "Viper" Kilcullen
| 15:16.0 | M | Budweiser, from can | Hated life and proved it by puking everywhere. Had to endure lots of heckling at the hands of McCormicks sister. |
| 27. |
Erin "Hat Thief" Humphries
| 16:3.0 | F | Brewhouse, from can | Second member of hat thief duo |
| 28. | Dez "Dez" Dez | 16:9.0 | M | Brewhouse, from can | |
| 29. | Bar Starr | 17:20.0 | F | Budweiser, from can | Seriously owned almost every dude in all other competitions later in the day. |
| 30. |
Big T
| 17:23.0 | M | Brewhouse, from can | Beat Saskatchewans Big T to become the outright owner of the name Big T. Huge PB have his team a 1 point advantage over 6th place team. |
| 31. |
Shannon
| 18:40.0 | F | Budweiser, from can | |
| 32. | Big Blue | 21:41.0 | M | Budweiser, from bottle | Lost to Manitobas Big T and is now Big Blue. Puke o fthe event award for puking straight up in the air onto himself while running. |