2011 Beerlympics Beer Mile
Saskatoon, SK
2011-05-14

Conditions: 20 Degree, Sunny, Light Wind

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NameTimeSex Beer Notes
1.Matt "Denim Dan" Mazurik  6:23.0  MMolson Dry, from can  First Official Beer Mile, 10 seconds off provincial record
2. Iain "I-Ballz" McCormick   7:17.0  MBudweiser, from bottle  Sub 60 last 400
3. Andrew "Prince" Dauphinais   7:32.0  MLabatt 50, from bottle  3rd finisher for The Peoples Republic of Levi Strauserland thus completing the podium sweep for the team.
4. Steven "Scraggles" Campbell   7:51.0  MBoxer, from can  led nearly the entire race, penalty lap
5. Iain Fyfe   7:53.0  MMoosehead, from can  2nd Best Iain
6.Brandt   8:53.0  MBrewhouse, from can  Hot Blonde
7. Cam "Stumpy" S   9:13.0  MBudweiser, from can  250 pound man wearing spikes
8. Kristjan "K-unter" Hunter   9:34.0  MMolson Dry, from can  Puked ALOT.....in the mile, in his tent, under a couch and possibly in a shower
9. Riley Magee   9:38.0  MBrewhouse, from can  Puked on first beer
10. Paul Carr   10:05.0  MBoxer, from can  
11.Samir Marin  10:28.0  MBrewhouse, from can  
12. Jeff Adamson   10:48.0  MLucky, from can  Got 3rd at Pan Ams for wrestling a week earlier. Even more impressive? His finish clinched the team title for The Peoples Republic of Levi Strauserland. Outkicked 3 people in last 200m leaving nothing in the tank.
13.Captain George  10:49.0  MPilsner, from can  
14. David "DK" Kelly   10:50.0  MLucky, from can  Realllly wants to point out that he beat PK.
15. Patrick "PK" Kelly   10:58.0  MBoxer, from can  
16.Chris "French Fry" Simair  11:44.0  MSleeman, from can  
17.Caitlin "Hat Thief" Warkentin  11:47.0  FBrewhouse, from can  One member of the hat thief duo
18.Brett Slobodz  12:00.0  MBrewhouse, from can  
19. Russ "Hasselhoff" Neff   12:32.0  MPilsner, from can  
20.Jenna "McCormicks Sister" McCormick  12:50.0  FBudweiser, from can  Puked a generous amount
21.Jesse "Pretty Boy Earl" Z  13:09.0  MBudweiser, from can  
22.James Adamson  13:38.0  M?, from can  
23.Iain "Worst Iain" McMaster  14:53.0  MGrasshopper, from can  3rd and worst Iain of the day
24. Karen L   14:54.0  FCanadian, from can  Last minute entry to save a team from disqualification
25. Matt Neff   15:07.0  MMoosehead, from can  Puked a lot everywhere
26. Jon "Viper" Kilcullen   15:16.0  MBudweiser, from can  Hated life and proved it by puking everywhere. Had to endure lots of heckling at the hands of McCormicks sister.
27. Erin "Hat Thief" Humphries   16:03.0  FBrewhouse, from can  Second member of hat thief duo
28.Dez "Dez" Dez  16:09.0  MBrewhouse, from can  
29.Bar Starr  17:20.0  FBudweiser, from can  Seriously owned almost every dude in all other competitions later in the day.
30. Big T   17:23.0  MBrewhouse, from can  Beat Saskatchewans Big T to become the outright owner of the name Big T. Huge PB have his team a 1 point advantage over 6th place team.
31. Shannon   18:40.0  FBudweiser, from can  
32.Big Blue  21:41.0  MBudweiser, from bottle  Lost to Manitobas Big T and is now Big Blue. Puke o fthe event award for puking straight up in the air onto himself while running.



Race Notes:

A beautiful day for Olympic Beer Drinking started off with a bang. Matt Mazurik takes the overall title only 10 seconds off I-Ballz McCormick's (2nd place) provincial record. Scootsie Dauphinais takes 3rd to complete the podium sweep for the team.

Team Competition Results:

1. 1, 2, 3, 12 (18) The Peoples Republic of Levi Strauserland
2. 4, 8, 10, 15 (37) Bitches Drink
3. 9, 11, 18, 22 (60) Alaskan Pipeline
4. 5, 19, 23, 25 (72) Iain Neff's aka Shake Weight
5. 7, 14, 26, 30 (77) Hot Fun
6. 6, 17, 27, 28 (78) Dick Cheese Sandwiches
7. 13, 16, 24, 32 (85) The Loosies
8. 20, 21, 29, 31 (101) Earl's Girls




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