| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. |
Dave Keeley
| 7:44.0 | M | 19 | Stroh's, from can | Puked at the end |
| 2. |
Peter McClelland
| 8:05.0 | M | 19 | Stroh's, from can | Puked A LOT at the end |
| 3. | Dan Polakoff | 8:10.0 | M | 18 | Stroh's, from can | Puked EVEN MORE at the end |
| 4. | Brendan Beamish | 8:50.0 | M | 19 | Stroh's, from can | Wore some short ass shorts |
| 5. | Mark Tagliaferri | 9:12.0 | M | 19 | Stroh's, from can | Kicked Kelly's ass |
| 6. |
Ryan Kelly
| 9:15.0 | M | 19 | Stroh's, from can | Very proud to not puke |
| 7. |
Elia Macaluso
| 10:07.0 | M | 19 | Stroh's, from can | Ran a penalty lap |
| 8. |
Reid Black
| 11:32.0 | M | 19 | Stroh's, from can | I need a haircut |
| 9. |
Allan Bermingham
| 12:00.0 | M | 19 | Stroh's, from can | My head is shaved for speed |
| 10. |
Ryan O'Hagan
| 12:57.0 | M | 19 | Stroh's, from can | First loser to the women's champ |
| 11. | Jon Adernetto | 13:04.0 | M | 19 | Stroh's, from can | Part of the 250 lbs. club |
| 12. |
Justin Smith
| 13:50.0 | M | 21 | Stroh's, from can | Stroh's BLOWS |
| 13. |
Chris Rasmussen
| 15:40.0 | M | 19 | Stroh's, from can | WORE A THONG |
| 14. | Josh Schwartz | 17:24.0 | M | 19 | Stroh's, from can | Hates Stroh's with a passion |
| 15. | Billy Strachan | 17:28.0 | M | 17 | Stroh's, from can | I'm on alcoholic probation why am I in a beer mile |
| 16. | John Mackenzie | 19:34.0 | M | 18 | Stroh's, from can | Swears he wasn't last |