| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Brandon Laan | 7:27.0 | M | 19 | Old Milwaukee, from can | I don't even drink! |
| 2. |
Peter McClelland
| 8:27.0 | M | 19 | Old Milwaukee, from can | Fuck I Hate Second Place |
| 3. |
Ryan O'Hagan
| 8:29.0 | M | 20 | Old Milwaukee, from can | MIP |
| 4. |
Dave Keeley
| 9:10.0 | M | 20 | Old Milwaukee, from can | Best Projectile Vomit |
| 5. |
Brandon Lewis
| 10:10.0 | M | 19 | Old Milwaukee, from can | I get hammered off 4 beers |
| 6. |
Ryan Kelly
| 10:11.0 | M | 20 | Old Milwaukee, from can | Winner of 'B' Division |
| 7. |
Allan Bermingham
| 10:11.0 | M | 19 | Old Milwaukee, from can | Mr. Controversy |
| 8. | Jason Wedlake | 10:30.0 | M | 20 | Old Milwaukee, from can | I Tried Hard |
| 9. |
Reid Black
| 10:30.0 | M | 20 | Old Milwaukee, from can | Captain of the 'B' Squad |
| 10. | Jason Carrier | 12:4.0 | M | 19 | Old Milwaukee, from can | This was a lot harder than I thought it would be |
| 11. |
Mike Patterson
| 12:49.0 | M | 22 | Old Milwaukee, from can | God im getting old |
| 12. | Bob Westman | 13:41.0 | M | 22 | Old Milwaukee, from can | My 48 speed did not help me one bit |
| 13. | Chris D'Estere | 13:53.0 | M | 20 | Old Milwaukee, from can | That was fucking tough |
| 14. |
Chris Rasmussen
| 14:33.0 | M | 19 | Old Milwaukee, from can | Longest flowing puke of the night |
| 15. | Sasha Bond | 14:56.0 | M | 19 | Old Milwaukee, from can | At least I finished |