| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Bill "Moker" Cocks | 7:54.3 | M | 19 | Canadian Ice, from can | Rookie Mile, huge dong |
| 2. | Aaron Maszko | 10:10.6 | M | 21 | Moosehead, from can | Rookie Mile, the running didn't hurt, the stomach did |
| 3. | Alex "Babs" Babaris | 10:39.5 | M | 21 | Canadian Ice, from can | Rookie Mile, 3rd lap puker |
| 4. | Mark Mohamed | 13:52.4 | M | 20 | Spritz up (soda pop), from can | Rookie Mile, to much carbonation in pop |
| 5. | Elliot "Big Head" Burger | 14:14.8 | M | 20 | Black Ice, from can | Rookie Mile, lots of vomit |
| 6. | Dan "Little Bitch" L-L | 16:51.4 | M | 20 | Keiths, from can | Rookie Mile, had to work an hour after |