| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Norman "Stormin'" O'Reilly | 9:58.0 | M | 30 | Labatt 50, from can | |
| 2. | Luigi "Weegie" D'Agnillo | 10:49.0 | M | 32 | Old Milwaukee, from can | |
| 3. | Randy "RD" Fagan | 11:30.0 | M | 32 | Labatt 50, from can | |
| 4. | Kuyler "Kuy" Neable | 12:07.0 | M | 26 | Labatt 50, from can | |
| 5. | Les "The Colonel" Richards | 12:15.0 | M | 29 | Old Milwaukee, from can | |
| 6. | Marc "Marcusus" Adams | 12:19.0 | M | 38 | Sleeman Cream Ale, from can | |
| 7. | Brian "Friggin' Northan" Northan | 13:03.0 | M | 28 | Old Milwaukee, from can | |
| 8. | Scott "Scooter" Curry | 14:58.0 | M | 28 | Labatt 50, from can | |
| 9. | Alex, Bruce, Darryl, Michael "The Relay" | DNF | M | 33 | Labatt 50, from can | These guys actually did finish (7:52) but as a relay. |