| Name | Time | Sex | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Hale Kevin | 35:46.0 | M | Keystone Light, from can | drank a sixer before the race |
| 2. | Grabinger JR | 36:28.0 | M | Keyston Light, from can | may have won, but ahd to poop on the snow the last lap |
| 3. | Red Bow Bo | 40:12.0 | M | Keystone Light, from can | suprise time |
| 4. | Cowger Ryan | 41:23.0 | M | Keystone LIght, from can | drunkest competitor |
| 5. | Coy Jesse | 46:04.0 | M | Keystone Light, from can | puked 11 times, 3 times solely KFC |
| 6. | Bertram Bert | 46:04.0 | M | Keystone Light, from can | Puked the second most times, will be a top competitor next time around |