| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. |
Mark Linseman
| 7:35.0 | M | 19 | Export, from can | Callaghan would have made me work for this one |
| 2. | Blair Wallace | 10:10.0 | M | 16 | Export, from can | first career mile, good potential, won the 100 m dash going away |
| 3. |
Dave Spahich
| 11:07.0 | M | 19 | Old Vienna, from can | humbled |
| 4. | Bryan Coady | 12:30.0 | M | 19 | Old Milwaukee Tall Cans | ran barefoot, drank tall cans, AND had to do a penalty lap |
| 5. | Ben Schwemler | 13:11.0 | M | 19 | Labbat's Blue, from can | |
| 6. |
Blain Kelly
| 14:47.0 | M | 19 | Canadian, from can | penalty lap |
| 7. | Jeff Bone | 14:48.0 | M | 21 | Stroh's, from can | got to the line from Windsor just in time |
| 8. |
Matt Prior
| 15:38.0 | M | 19 | Export, from can | penalty lap |
| 9. |
Jacob "Panties" Kolunovsky
| 18:05.0 | M | 19 | Export, from can | penalty lap |
| 10. | Jeff Ballingal | 20:40.0 | M | 18 | Budweiser, from can | wore a dumb costume |
| 11. |
Andrew Morreale
| 21:53.0 | M | 19 | Stroh's, from can | |
| 12. | Joe Stoesser | DNF | M | 19 | | |
| 13. | Bryant Halsall | DNF | M | 19 | Old Milwaukee Tall Cans | cut himself out of cast in order to compete |