| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes | |
| 1. | Mark "Heart" Halls | 7:12.0 | M | 19 | From can | Ran with a purple cape, puked extremely after |
| 2. | Mike "Iowa" Mott | 7:30.0 | M | 18 | From can | Ran with elementary school get up on, didn't puke |
| 3. | Mason "Birthday Boy" Smith | 10:25.0 | M | 16 | From can | youngest competitor, didn't puke! |
| 4. | Jason "100m kick" Milliquet | 14:25.0 | M | 18 | From can | Came with nothing, borrowed shoes/spandex/beer! |
| 5. | Kevin "Wore a hockey jersey" Karlsen | 14:27.0 | M | 19 | From can | Loved being last place |

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