| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. |
Mark Wismer
| 7:46.0 | M | 24 | Old Milwaukee, from can | I should have been a sprinter |
| 2. | Rob Thompson | 7:50.0 | M | 20 | Old Milwaukee, from can | Damm Mark's sprint |
| 3. |
Peter McClelland
| 7:58.0 | M | 21 | Old Milwaukee, from can | Damm beginner's luck |
| 4. |
Lindsay Forget
| 11:01.0 | F | 22 | Old Milwaukee, from can | I really needed that pot |
| 5. | Arden Beddoes | 14:18.0 | M | 22 | Old Milwaukee, from can | What's beer again? |
| 6. |
Andrew Jago
| 18:17.0 | M | 17 | Old Milwaukee, from can | I am 17 give me a break |
| 7. | Terry Bell | 24:10.0 | M | 21 | Old Milwaukee, from can | I was a figure skater in another life |
| 8. |
Laura Pidgen
| 28:36.0 | F | 19 | Old Milwaukee, from can | I hate chugging |
| 9. |
Jen Roberts
| 30:16.0 | F | 19 | Old Milwaukee, from can | I am slower than Sam |
| 10. | Tina Roic | 30:40.0 | F | 22 | Old Milwaukee, from can | I hate running and I hate beer |