Beermile.com - Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers Beer Mile and #1100 trail (10-31-2004)

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers Beer Mile and #1100 trail
Spring Lake, NC
2004-10-31

Conditions: sunny, low 70's, with a slight wind from the southwest

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created by user spoogebob

	Name	Time	Sex	Age	Beer	Notes
1.	Joe "Buckafuffalo" Trotta	16:17.0	M	30	Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can	x-tra credit for 3 shots and 12 weenies (1st place)
2.	Scott "Dick Snail (scooch scooch)" Cole	17:14.0	M	27	Guinness Draught, from bottle	Team Guinness (fecal is gay)
3.	Nikki "Dick Whittler" Yedlinsky	20:9.0	F	29	Milwaukee's Best Ice, from can	womens champ
4.	Steve "Yucca till Dumb" Kelley	20:19.0	M	28	Milwaukee's Best Ice, from can	x-tra credit for 12 shots and 5 weenies
5.	Jay "Spooge Bob Shit Pants" Bachman	20:34.0	M	29	Guinness Pub Draught 16OZ, from can	Team Guinness ate 1 weenie
6.	Christopher "Smoov Opewator" Harrelson	20:39.0	M	27	Guinness Draught, from bottle	team Guinness ate 6 weenies (loves weenies)
7.	Christopher "Eunich" Malloy	21:3.0	M	30	Bud Light, from bottle	x-tra credit for 2 shots
8.	Angus "Dunkin McCock" White	22:21.0	M	27	Guinness Draught, from bottle	team Guinness
9.	Billy "Ass-Lee Olslut" Mexican	27:20.0	M	26	Harp Lager, from bottle	token asian
10.	Emily "Tonsil Tang" Cleveland	27:38.0	F	22	Smirnoff apple twisted, from cup	(team vagina) couldnt stop puking in woods
11.	Lindsay "Bulbus Boobus" Hott chick	DNF	F	32	Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can	dnf but we love her anyways
12.	Jim "Poison Penis" Peterson	DNF	M	33	Milwaukee's Best Ice, from can	only did 3 laps (marine wuss)

Race Notes:

This beer mile was done TRASH STYLE.. It started at a trailer park (AKA 8 mile) The rules of this event were as follows: each contestant must drink 4ea 12 ounce beers, complete 4ea 440m laps through the shiggy--woods with briars and tall grass and sticker bushes. There was no penalty for vomiting. Each contestant could take 30 seconds off their time by downing a shot of cream de menthe (75 proof) and subtract 10 seconds for each vienna sausage in hot sauce eaten. **POSTED TIMES ARE BEFORE EXTRA CREDIT WAS TAKEN OFF** There were three categories Harriers(men), Harriettes(women), and team. Photos may be viewed on ophoto at the following url http://www.ofoto.com/BrowsePhotos.jsp?&collid=219704510203&page=1&sort_order=0 and http://www.ofoto.com/BrowsePhotos.jsp?&collid=641745400203&page=1&sort_order=0
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