| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. |
John Onion
| 6:10.0 | M | 21 | PBR/high life, from can | already 7 deep when he started, first timer, also the school record holder in the Milk Mile |
| 2. |
Will "The Gargleblaster" POOMD
| 6:33.0 | M | 22 | PBR/high life, from can | second time, 11 sec PR, got blown away during the last 300m, rumor has it he's just trying to get a good rage going |
| 3. |
Jacksonian
| DNF | M | 20 | PBR/high life, from can | first timer, ran from cop scare during 3rd lap. ended up winning a 100m run off w/ Josh 200 |
| 4. |
Josh 200
| DNF | M | 19 | PBR/high life, from can | first timer, same as Jacksonian, but lost, happy to have run more than 200 meters |
| 5. |
Derek Write
| DNF | M | 23 | ???, from bottle | ran 1 lap wearing jeans then dropped out, unattached |