| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Matt "Boob Teaser" Edmonds | 7:39.0 | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from keg | Chugged all 6 beers out of water picture before running |
| 2. |
Trent "Blinded by the Cause"
| 8:32.0 | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from keg | |
| 3. |
Joe "Buck-a-Fuffalo" Trotta
| 9:58.0 | M | 30 | Coors Light, from can | Ran first and then Shotgunned all 6 beers |
| 4. |
Scott "Dick Snail(scooch scooch)" Cole
| DNF | M | 27 | Guinness Draught, from bottle | 1st offical apperence for Team Guinness, Time not Recorded |
| 5. |
Christopher "SMOOV Operwator" Harrelson
| DNF | M | 27 | Guinness Draught, from bottle | 1st offical apperence for Team Guinness, Time not Recorded |
| 6. |
Jay "Spooge Bob Shit Pants" Bachman
| DNF | M | 29 | Guinness Draught, from bottle | 1st offical apperence for Team Guinness, Time not Recorded |
| 7. |
Emily "Tonsil Tang" Cleveland
| DNF | F | 22 | Guinness Draught, from bottle | 1st offical apperence for Team Guinness |
| 8. | Pat "SCAF" Lewis | DNF | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from keg | Time not Recorded |
| 9. | Chris "ph Wedge" chrisman | DNF | M | 40 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from keg | Time not Recorded |
| 10. | Lori Cole | DNF | F | | | |