| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. |
Ricky "Ricky Bobby" Hutchinson
| 6:23.0 | M | 45 | Miller, from can | Run like the cops are chasing |
| 2. |
Seth "Samurai" Ozasa
| 7:23.0 | M | 35 | Miller, from can | Beijing BM in 2012 |
| 3. | Mike "Grandpa" McHalffet | 8:0.0 | M | 51 | Miller, from can | Hammer em early |
| 4. |
Peet "Petey" Booysen
| 8:22.0 | M | 45 | Miller, from can | DQ - amateurs only race |
| 5. |
Joe "Big Joe" Haynes
| 8:31.0 | M | 46 | miller, from can | Duck feet's big day |
| 6. |
Calvin "Calbo" Sears
| 8:51.0 | M | 55 | Miller, from can | 4 beers too many |
| 7. | Nick "Cuckoo 2" Tullos | 8:59.0 | M | 30 | miller, from can | Rookie attempt |
| 8. |
Joseph "Lil Joey" Fell
| 9:10.0 | M | 25 | Miller, from can | pounds his big bro |
| 9. | Jeremy Brown | 9:11.0 | M | 35 | miller, from can | rookie attempt |
| 10. | Eric "sensai" Sullivan | 9:13.0 | M | 40 | miller, from can | mad dash for the win |
| 11. |
Greg "hound dog" Bell
| 9:38.0 | M | 50 | miller, from can | retired and no life |
| 12. |
Derrick "viking" Ellis
| 9:57.0 | M | 30 | miller, from can | the cape made me do it |
| 13. |
Scott "latte" Harville
| 10:26.0 | M | 55 | Budweiser, from can | smooooth |
| 14. | Chad "tough mudder" Warren | 10:28.0 | M | 35 | miller, from can | rookie attempt |
| 15. |
Daniel "Poke" Anderson
| 10:36.0 | M | 45 | Budweiser, from can | Just Poke |
| 16. | Glenn "shaggy" Feazel | 10:46.0 | M | 35 | miller, from can | rookie attempt |
| 17. |
Brian "sweater boy" Heck
| 11:12.0 | M | 45 | miller, from can | gotta run too |
| 18. |
Jason "JA" Aleman
| 11:16.0 | M | 45 | coors, from can | running sucks |
| 19. |
Jason "Wino" Weinland
| 11:42.0 | M | 47 | Budweiser, from can | spew, bad day on the track |
| 20. | Gerritt "Fiver" Moller | 11:58.0 | M | 25 | miller, from can | spew, but no DNF! |
| 21. | Tina "Tank" Ellis | 13:50.0 | F | 30 | miller, from can | spew, but WIN |
| 22. | Tiffany Seaton | 18:30.0 | F | 25 | Miller, from can | no one told me it was this hard |
| 23. | Kay DeBerardinis | 21:15.0 | F | 50 | Budweiser, from can | whips hubby |
| 24. | David DeBerardinis | DNF | | | | ran 'the half' |