New Year's Eve Pre-funk
Bellingham, WA

Conditions: 35 degrees at 7:35 p.m.

created by user ayerke

NameTimeSex Age  Beer Notes
1.Jennifer "no puke" Gossett  10:23.0  F23Coors, from can  No puking before, during, or after the race.
2.Kelly "fuck! I would've won if I hadn't puked" Warner  12:23.0  F20Coors, from can  Puked with 3/4 a lap to go.
3.Adam "fourth beer's a fucker!" Yerke  15:51.0  M23Coors, from can  Puked with 1/2 a lap to go.
4.Tricia "hypersensitive upchucker" Garrett  21:02.0  F22Coors, from can  Puked the entire way.
5.Mika "who gives a fuck? I was valedictorian" Maloney  23:24.0  F22Coors, from can  Puked on the track, in a garbage can...where did Mika not puke?

Race Notes:

The New Year's Even Pre-funk beer mile took place on Western Washington University's campus in Bellingham, WA on 12/31/2004.

The cold weather made the competition especially brutal (most participants dressed in sweats, gloves, and hats). Furthermore, Jenny, Mika, and Adam consumed a box of Crisp White Franzia the previous evening. Tricia drank a stout beer prior to the race, which may have contributed to her hypersensitive upchuck reflex.

This race was a way for a group of great friends to come together and challenge one another, but mostly it was just an accelerated method of getting drunk before later New Year's activities.

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