New Year's Eve Pre-funk
Bellingham, WA
December 31, 2004

created by user ayerke

Conditions: 35 degrees at 7:35 p.m.

Ruleset:

Beer Mile

4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 2oz Spillage

Name Time Gender Age Beer Notes
1 Jennifer Gossett 10:23.0 F 23 From Can Coors No puking before, during, or after the race.
2 Kelly Warner 12:23.0 F 20 From Can Coors Puked with 3/4 a lap to go.
3 Adam Yerke 15:51.0 M 23 From Can Coors Puked with 1/2 a lap to go.
4 Tricia Garrett 21:02.0 F 22 From Can Coors Puked the entire way.
5 Mika Maloney 23:24.0 F 22 From Can Coors Puked on the track, in a garbage can...where did Mika not puke?


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Race Notes:

The New Year's Even Pre-funk beer mile took place on Western Washington University's campus in Bellingham, WA on 12/31/2004.

The cold weather made the competition especially brutal (most participants dressed in sweats, gloves, and hats). Furthermore, Jenny, Mika, and Adam consumed a box of Crisp White Franzia the previous evening. Tricia drank a stout beer prior to the race, which may have contributed to her hypersensitive upchuck reflex.

This race was a way for a group of great friends to come together and challenge one another, but mostly it was just an accelerated method of getting drunk before later New Year's activities.