| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes | |
| 1. | Jennifer "no puke" Gossett | 10:23.0 | F | 23 | Coors, from can | No puking before, during, or after the race. |
| 2. | Kelly "fuck! I would've won if I hadn't puked" Warner | 12:23.0 | F | 20 | Coors, from can | Puked with 3/4 a lap to go. |
| 3. | Adam "fourth beer's a fucker!" Yerke | 15:51.0 | M | 23 | Coors, from can | Puked with 1/2 a lap to go. |
| 4. | Tricia "hypersensitive upchucker" Garrett | 21:2.0 | F | 22 | Coors, from can | Puked the entire way. |
| 5. | Mika "who gives a fuck? I was valedictorian" Maloney | 23:24.0 | F | 22 | Coors, from can | Puked on the track, in a garbage can...where did Mika not puke? |

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