| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Sam "J-Ram" Jerema | 8:45.6 | M | 21 | Molsen Dry, from can | mohawk |
| 2. | Dallas Mooney | 9:01.2 | M | 24 | Molsen Dry, from can | did not throw up |
| 3. |
Kevin Breiter
| 11:43.4 | M | 23 | Budweiser, from can | Penalty Lap |
| 4. |
Kristjan "K-unter" Hunter
| 13:14.7 | M | 20 | Molsen Dry, from can | Penalty Lap - threw up so very much |
| 5. | Fernando "Fez" Orozco | 14:17.3 | M | 21 | Molsen Dry, from can | Bitched about how Canadians are so dumb for like 5 minutes after |
| 6. |
Sheldon "Maverick" Kilcullen
| 14:39.8 | M | 20 | Budweiser, from can | Mohawk, threw up on third beer but still finished, wore apron and oven mit |
| 7. |
Andrew Dauphinais
| 18:59.8 | M | 21 | Budweiser, from can | Clown Suit for three laps and four beers, naked final lap |
| 8. |
Jon Kilcullen
| 19:15.0 | M | 21 | Budweiser, from can | No throwing up at all |
| 9. | Thibaut "Thybolt" Lauwers | 24:05.4 | M | 23 | Alexander Keiths, from bottle | French Guy,wore bodysuit |