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| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes | |
| 1. | Oakton "meatwad" Elite | 6:38.5 | M | 22 | Miller High Life, from can | competed at jr world cross |
| 2. | Basic "young and tender" Panera | 6:50.6 | M | 22 | Coors Light, from can | he dips into the younger grades quite a bit |
| 3. | Freshman "The Future" Sensation | 7:24.7 | M | 19 | Miller High Life, from can | has dreamy eyes |
| 4. | Bloody "Team No Standards" T | 8:00.0 | M | 20 | Miller High Life, from can | |
| 5. | Gerald "Covered in mud" Pillow | 8:04.2 | M | 20 | Miller High Life, from can | started in last |
| 6. | Elected "attended kegger before" Official | 9:07.9 | M | 21 | Miller High Life, from can | hates flip flops |
| 7. | Missy "World's Longest House" Axelrodd | 9:18.9 | M | 19 | Miller High Life, from can | first good race on the track ever |
| 8. | Treb "Had Taco Bell for dinner" Roberts | 9:26.4 | M | 22 | Miller High Life, from can | 2:17 last 800 (penalty lap) |
| 9. | Darkhorse "The phone's for you" Flores | 9:38.7 | M | 21 | Miller High Life, from can | 15 miles a week |
| 10. | Indiana "she's not my girlfriend" Jones | 10:00.8 | M | 19 | Miller High Life, from can | held up by carrying too much around the track |
| 11. | In "did you tell her my name" Uniform | 10:19.6 | F | 19 | Miller High Life, from can | talked the most shit before the race |
| 12. | D-Rock "this isn't high school" Schwartz | 12:31.5 | M | 17 | Miller High Life, from can | threw up more times than ever before in his life (7) (penalty lap) |
