| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes | |
| 1. | Jake "Snake" Gallagher | 7:40.0 | M | 18 | Keiths, from bottle | a solid performance |
| 2. | Ryan "Ryonimo" Grosvenor | 9:49.0 | M | 18 | Molson, from can | we all thought he would suck. we thought wrong |
| 3. | Ben "Turd" Ferguson | 17:57.0 | M | 18 | Keiths, from bottle | spewed after 3rd lap |
| 4. | Justin "Tank The" Frank | 20:50.0 | M | 17 | Smirnoff, from cup | vodka + coke does not help |
| 5. | Sean "Poopinabum" Ponnabalam | DNF | M | 17 | Heinekin, from can | quite after 1st lap, then sat down to a cigar with fellow DNFer |
| 6. | Dan "Barnyard" Bernard | DNF | M | 18 | Keiths, from can | drinks beer as if it were antifreeze |

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