| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Robert "Subtle Intellectual" Kitz | 6:37.0 | M | 19 | Keith's, from can | First Time |
| 2. | Marco "Veteran" Li | 6:48.0 | M | 22 | Moosehead, from can | Lost it in the last Lap |
| 3. |
Chris "C Nags Run" Nagle
| 7:34.0 | M | 22 | Moosehead, from can | Closed Strongly |
| 4. |
Jared "Rico Suave" Thomson
| 7:35.0 | M | 19 | Steeler, from can | Good Showing |
| 5. |
Travis "Governor of Givin'er" Cummings
| 7:42.0 | M | 20 | Labatt Blue Pilsner, from can | Bad Outing |
| 6. | Courtney "Tank" Kirkby | 7:52.0 | F | 19 | Heineken, from can | Rough second lap, 4th lap was glory |
| 7. |
Chris "Lightweight" Hartman
| 8:04.0 | M | 19 | Lonestar, from can | First Timer |
| 8. |
Chris "Multi-tasker" Brens
| 8:05.0 | M | 19 | Miller/Moosehead/Steeler, from can | Ran with aviators |
| 9. | Bryan "Who is this guy?" Moore | 8:22.0 | M | 23 | Canadian, from can | No one knows who this guy is... |
| 10. | Ian "Heavyweight" Swanson | 9:54.0 | M | 22 | Moosehead, from can | Good showing |
| 11. |
Kat "Last Name?"
| 10:45.0 | F | 22 | Moosehead, from can | Do we have a last name? |
| 12. | Peter "I was runner up for the v-card" Mitchell | 10:46.0 | M | 22 | Lonestar, from can | Not bad for a sprinter who already loaded upon start of the race |
| 13. | Jon "Plastic Bed Sheets" Ennis | 12:08.0 | M | 22 | Moosehead, from can | Team Magnum |
| 14. |
Ryan "Oakie" Ouckama
| 12:31.0 | M | 22 | Labatt's Blue, from can | Team Heartthrob |
| 15. |
Ashley "Letdown" Perry
| 12:36.0 | M | 22 | Canadian, from can | Puked |
| 16. | Megan Lord-Hoyle | DNF | F | | From can | |
| 17. | Shelly Filer | DNF | F | | From can | |
| 18. | Bill Woods | DNF | M | | From can | |
| 19. | Darryl Bank | DNF | M | | From can | |
| 20. | Dave McPhee | DNF | M | | From can | |
| 21. | Caitlin Pietras | DNF | F | | From bottle | Rev, unofficial |