| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Kyle Converse | 11:33.0 | M | | Keystone, from can | Old man wins |
| 2. | Anne Lovelie | 12:34.0 | F | 23 | Keystone, from can | Champ Was Dethroned, but had a rad costume |
| 3. |
Reid
| 12:48.0 | M | 22 | Keystone, from can | 7 minute improvement, disgusted everyone with jockstrap |
| 4. | Paul Sullivan | 14:11.0 | M | 21 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | First Puker |
| 5. |
Tim
| 20:06.0 | M | | Keystone, from can | Librarian made wonderful noises on lap 3 |
| 6. |
Anthony
| 20:08.0 | M | | Keystone, from can | First Worthless Dorm Kid |
| 7. |
Bobby
| 20:15.0 | M | | Keystone, from can | Second Dorm Kid, needs to learn how to drink |
| 8. |
Megan
| 20:42.0 | F | | Keystone, from can | Second Place Girls |
| 9. |
Blake
| 24:02.0 | M | | Keystone, from can | Best Hair and Puke |
| 10. |
Tara
| DNF | | | Keystone, from can | Atleast she wore a maids outfit |
| 11. |
Lauren
| DNF | | | Keystone, from can | Disapointment |