| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. |
Matt "Nelly" Nelson
| 7:00.0 | M | 24 | Budweiser, from can | excellent pacing |
| 2. |
Rick "The Game" Patterson
| 7:24.0 | M | 35 | Budweiser, from can | closed well |
| 3. | Cain "Freakin" Williams | 7:39.0 | M | 29 | Budweiser, from can | fresh from sales meeting training sessions |
| 4. |
Paul "Kiwi" McRae
| 8:07.0 | M | 31 | Budweiser, from can | A fit New Zealander finishing 4th? |
| 5. |
Owen "Rider" Shott
| 8:38.0 | M | 25 | Icehouse, from can | penalty lap assessed, had race won until last lap ralph |
| 6. |
Dave "Hasher" Frank
| 9:00.0 | M | 35 | Beast, from can | won 1st chug but forgot about 2 through 4 |
| 7. | James "Million To One Shot" Piccalo | 9:45.0 | M | 21 | Budweiser, from can | tactical error#3: eating full dinner with girlfriends parents 1.5 hours before race |
| 8. |
Jo "Soon To Be Shott" Smith
| 11:12.0 | F | 25 | Icehouse, from can | kept up her end of the bargain, impressive post race hurl |
| 9. | JC "I swear Corona is Legal" Hanley | 12:38.0 | F | 29 | Corona, from bottle | our only veteran, apparently looked up Corona's legality on another beermile.com |
| 10. | Corey "No Hurry" Presnick | 14:18.0 | M | 24 | Budweiser, from can | with all those wheels, more was expected |
| 11. |
Kelly "Pic's Li'l Mama" Hunter
| 17:33.0 | F | 21 | Budweiser, from can | gutty performance |
| 12. | Dave "Full GA Tech retro gear" Moritz | 17:51.0 | M | 30 | Beast, from can | Dave took this disappointing finish harder than any ACC conference meltdown |
| 13. | John "Nowicki All Star" Curran | 20:04.0 | M | 30 | Beast, from can | team nowicki's event specific training for next year begins now |
| 14. | Chad "No Quit" Inhim | 20:23.0 | M | 28 | Budweiser, from can | dnfing not a viable option |