| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. |
Mark Linseman
| 8:35.0 | M | 20 | Export, from can | |
| 2. |
Dave Spahich
| 9:45.0 | M | 20 | Export, from can | drove through a tornado to get here |
| 3. | John Tidball | 13:05.0 | M | 20 | Export, from can | winner of the 100 m Drunken Dash AND Podium Chug |
| 4. | Shirtless Guy #1 | 21:51.0 | M | 19 | Canadian, from can | Forgot his name |
| 5. | Chris Baninga | 21:54.0 | M | 19 | Canadian, from can | |
| 6. |
Joe Linseman
| 22:08.0 | M | 25 | Export, from can | |
| 7. |
Paul MacKinnon
| 22:18.0 | M | 20 | Export, from can | wanted to drink Kokanee |
| 8. |
Matt "Prior" Prior
| 26:32.0 | M | 20 | Export, from can | |
| 9. | Derek Donkers | 32:27.0 | M | 20 | Export, from can | next year your dad needs to come out |
| 10. |
Andrew Morreale
| 42:45.0 | M | 20 | Export, from can | Terrible. |