| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. |
Sean Surerus
| 10:22.1 | M | 31 | Canadian, from can | "I think that I am becoming a better drinker than I was a runner. Damn." |
| 2. | Grant Fox | 17:54.8 | M | 30 | Kokanee, from can | "I really felt it at about 1000m. That is when I knew that the penalty lap was going to be a reality for me." |
| 3. | Geoff Haines | 18:33.2 | M | | Kokanee, from can | "I went for it. Then the pain came. Then the tears. What's next?' |
| 4. | Don Hogarth | 26:57.1 | M | | Heineken, from can | "I can chug a litre of beer at the end of Pub Golf but four little cans really intimidated me." |
| 5. | Peter Timmins | DNF | M | 27 | Coors Light, from can | "It's my birthday and I want to be able to perform later." |