| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. |
Scott Jackson
| 9:10.0 | M | 30 | Heinken, from can | still hurling |
| 2. | Martin "Summer's Eve" Joyce | 9:31.0 | M | 49 | Budweiser, from can | always second place |
| 3. |
David "Fruity Pepples" Morley
| 9:32.0 | M | 32 | Coors, from can | |
| 4. |
Ken "Gigolo" Ashby
| 9:33.0 | M | 53 | Coors, from can | |
| 5. | Tony "Ovulator" Luken | 10:08.0 | M | 43 | Budweiser, from can | |
| 6. | Sheila "Sparkle Plenty" Natho | 10:10.0 | F | 39 | Coors, from can | kicked ass, 1st place women, 6th place overall |
| 7. | Dave Ray | 10:36.0 | M | 38 | Budweiser, from can | penalty lap for chundering |
| 8. | Mike "Bovine Delight" Snow | 10:45.0 | M | 48 | Miller Genuine Draft, from can | |
| 9. | Derron Bell | 10:51.0 | M | 31 | Budweiser, from can | penalty lap for chundering |
| 10. | Charles "Hutch Dog" Hutchinson | 11:09.0 | M | 35 | Heineken, from can | |
| 11. | Eric "It's Not My Johnson" Johnson | 11:16.0 | M | 29 | Budweiser, from can | |
| 12. | Jim "III" Pike | 11:29.0 | M | 45 | Milwakee Ice, from can | |
| 13. |
Scott "Hog Straddler" Varner
| 11:36.0 | M | 42 | Coors, from can | first one out of the transition area |
| 14. | Alan Davis | 11:43.0 | M | 60 | Coors, from can | |
| 15. | Brandon Casteel | 12:29.0 | M | 31 | Heineken, from bottle | |
| 16. |
Michel Morley
| 12:32.0 | F | 31 | Coors, from can | 2nd Place women |
| 17. |
Julie "Pork Me Now" Stratman
| 12:54.0 | F | 39 | Coors, from can | |
| 18. | Claude "Clod Hopper" Winborn | 12:57.0 | M | 58 | Budweiser, from can | |
| 19. | Scott "Goat Poker" Huggins | 13:01.0 | M | 36 | Heineken, from bottle | |
| 20. | Scott McKissick | 13:25.0 | M | 57 | Busch Ice, from can | |
| 21. | Taylor Casteel | 13:25.0 | M | 28 | Heineken, from bottle | |
| 22. |
Rick "Bubble Cumm" Crusha
| 14:51.0 | M | 38 | Miller High Life, from can | sported a fashion kilt at today's event |
| 23. |
Dave Potter
| 17:13.0 | M | 47 | Miller Genuine Draft, from can | hung in there |
| 24. | Ginna Getto | 18:55.0 | F | 45 | Coors, from can | hung in there |
| 25. | David "Peeping Tom" Hartwig | 18:59.0 | M | 34 | Guinness, from bottle | Guinness! What a trooper |
| 26. | Margaret Peguero | DNF | F | 44 | Michelob, from bottle | fast runner, but not with the beer |