| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. |
JV "Brown Tongue" Eberst
| 8:25.0 | M | 42 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | Wore spikes, Chundered After |
| 2. |
Mark "Baby Huey" McCoy
| 9:40.0 | M | 37 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 3. | C Colon Enter | 10:34.0 | M | 42 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 4. | Drag Along Date | 10:43.0 | M | 51 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | Chundered, Penalty Lap |
| 5. | Long Cutting Bastard | 10:45.0 | M | 44 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 6. | G Minor | 11:58.0 | M | 41 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | Chundered After |
| 7. |
Rob "Flabio" McGowan
| 12:19.0 | M | 45 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 8. | Two Fisted Hose Master | 12:23.0 | M | 41 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | Chundered After |
| 9. | Full Of Shit | 13:12.0 | F | 32 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | Chundered, Penalty Lap |
| 10. | Heavens Gate | 13:18.0 | M | 48 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 11. | Snoop Pussy Pussy | 15:02.0 | M | 43 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | Chundered, Penalty Lap |
| 12. | Shane In The Ass | 15:45.0 | M | 51 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 13. | Sarah Cunter | 17:38.0 | F | 33 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 14. | Reach Around | 18:51.0 | M | 39 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | Chundered, Penalty Lap |
| 15. | Weed Wacker | DNF | M | 37 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | Chundered, Refused Penalty Lap, Disqualified (12:37 Pre-DQ) |