| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Matt "Dark Horse" Heisman | 6:50.0 | M | 20 | Miller High Life, from can | SD state Record |
| 2. |
Josh "Clitripper" Klawitter
| 7:56.0 | M | 20 | Miller High Life, from can | Beat Former SD state record |
| 3. | Sarah "Flocker" Hanson | 8:17.0 | F | 18 | Budweiser, from can | 16th fastest women ever |
| 4. |
Brad "B-Man" Lowery
| 9:45.0 | M | 23 | Budweiser, from can | penalty Lap, Retired, first lap in 58 seconds fadded hard to 4th |
| 5. | A "Tarzan" Nurd | 14:47.0 | M | 21 | Old Milwauke, from can | penalty lap |
| 6. | Chris "Captain Redbeard" Gunter | 15:34.0 | M | 22 | Budweiser, from can | penalty lap, Retired. 2nd place in 2003- just getting worse |
| 7. |
Joe "Hugh" Roby
| 17:03.0 | M | 20 | Budweiser, from can | DNF last year, crawled to finish winning pucking ralley award |
| 8. |
Becka "BJ" Mansheim
| 20:28.0 | F | 20 | Budweiser, from can | penalty lap, miss team spirit award |
| 9. |
Beef "Kevin Bjerke" Jerkey
| 20:58.0 | M | 23 | Budweiser, from can | penalty lap, Retired, pittiful even worse than last year |
| 10. | Ryan "Booty Lishes" Eges | 21:43.0 | M | 22 | Budweiser, from can | penalty lap, Retired, pittiful even beef beat him |
| 11. | Kari "Do it yourself" Schaefer | 25:50.0 | F | 19 | Budweiser, from can | An amazing last 250m to hold of Flockerer |
| 12. |
Claire "Flockerer" Steinke
| 25:54.0 | F | 19 | Budweiser, from can | you suck |
| 13. | Katie "Flockiest" Engel | 27:48.0 | F | 18 | Budweiser, from can | penalty lap |
| 14. |
Eric "Cannon Ball" Hansen
| DNF | M | 24 | Miller High Life | sick |
| 15. |
Greg "Downunder Thunder" Darbyshire
| DNF | | | | DNS, you'll always be with us |