Beermile.com - First Annual Beaver Beer Mile (12-31-2005)

First Annual Beaver Beer Mile
Beavercreek, OH
2005-12-31

Conditions: 38 degrees, windy, cloudy

created by user THirt

	Name	Time	Sex	Age	Beer	Notes
1.	Tom "Spongeworthy" Hirt	14:41.0	M	29	Coors Light, from can	Puked 10 yards past finish line
2.	Kevin "Mulva" Cheddar	14:51.0	M	32	Coors Light, from can	4 foot stocking cap slowed him down
3.	Deb "Puffy Shirt" Hirt	16:00.0	F	23	Coors Light, from can	First female finisher; sister of winner
4.	David "I was in the pool!" Cheddar	17:45.0	M	31	Miller Lite, from can	Wore bike helmet
5.	Mark "Crazy Joe Devola" Jones	17:51.0	M	25	Coors Light, from can	Dressed as a friar
6.	Bonnie "Schmoopie" Reichardt	18:45.0	F	25	Coors Light, from can	Penalty lap; puked during 4th lap through nose
7.	Liz "Jean-Paul" Ernst	24:20.0	F	23	Coors Light, from can	Puked 4+ times after finishing
8.	Colin "Schmoopie" Barr	30:00.0	M	28	Miller Lite, from can	Questionable beer drinking caught on tape
9.	Sara "Serenity now" Hirt	30:05.0	F	27	Coors Light, from can	2nd female to finish and not puke
10.	Cort "T-Bone" Sattler	31:45.0	M	30	Miller Lite, from can	Penalty lap; spill with intent
11.	Katie "Real and Spectacular" Leisner	31:59.0	F	23	Coors Light, from can	Penalty lap; puked at least 2 times
12.	Mike "Airing of grievances" Linegang	35:15.0	M	30	Miller Lite, from can	Penalty lap; spill with intent
13.	Betty Ann "Feats of Strength" Linegang	36:00.0	F	33	Miller Lite, from can	Penalty; spill with intent
14.	Rosie "Soup Nazi" Oliva	36:05.0	F	28	Coors Light, from can	Penalty; spill with intent
15.	Claire "Master of her domain" Liszkay	38:15.0	F	23	Miller Lite, from can	I feel good
16.	Sarah "Jerk Store" Vecci	38:51.0	F	24	Coors Light, from can	Last place finisher!
17.	Holly "Festivus" Sattler	DNF	F	30	N/A	Walked, helped officiate... currently pregnant
18.	Nick "Fusilli Jerry" Fererri	DNF	M	26	Coors Light, from can	Herniated L4-5 disc in back, did have 3 extra beers, worked camcorder
19.	Andrew "Coco" Jamieson	DNF	M	28	Coors Light, from can	Tore ACL bending over to pick up 1st beer
20.	Dave "Manssiere" Martin	DNF	M	30	N/A	Unable to compete; helped officiate
21.	Sheila "Man Hands" Martin	DNF	F	30	N/A	Officiated
22.	Scott "Poppie" Kulka	DNF	M	28	N/A	Late arrival
23.	Jodi "Hoochie Mama" Kulka	DNF	F	28	N/A	Late arrival, also pregnant
24.	Ben "Vegetable Lasanga" Penry	DNF	M	24	N/A	Called arriving late biggest mistake of 05

Race Notes:

A rousing success for the first annual race. All competitors were first-timers. This is sure to become a New Year's Eve tradition.

In the finishing lap, Hirt held off a strong late charge from Cheddar to win by a comfortable margin, but ran just past the finish line, and lost his 4th beer in the grass. Cheddar did the same a few moments behind.

Race was marred somewhat by several competitors encouraging spill with intent, most notably Rosie Oliva.

Scandal struck on reviewing the video, as David Cheddar actually finished the last 2/3 of Colin Barr's 4th beer.

All in all, lots of puking, lots of spillage, but all finishers recieved a medal of participation.