First Annual Beaver Beer Mile
Beavercreek, OH
December 31, 2005

Conditions: 38 degrees, windy, cloudy

created by user THirt

Name Time Gender Age Beer Notes
1 Tom Hirt 14:41.0 M 29 From Can Coors Light Puked 10 yards past finish line
2 Kevin Cheddar 14:51.0 M 32 From Can Coors Light 4 foot stocking cap slowed him down
3 Deb Hirt 16:00.0 F 23 From Can Coors Light First female finisher; sister of winner
4 David Cheddar 17:45.0 M 31 From Can Miller Lite Wore bike helmet
5 Mark Jones 17:51.0 M 25 From Can Coors Light Dressed as a friar
6 Bonnie Reichardt 18:45.0 F 25 From Can Coors Light Penalty lap; puked during 4th lap through nose
7 Liz Ernst 24:20.0 F 23 From Can Coors Light Puked 4+ times after finishing
8 Colin Barr 30:00.0 M 28 From Can Miller Lite Questionable beer drinking caught on tape
9 Sara Hirt 30:05.0 F 27 From Can Coors Light 2nd female to finish and not puke
10 Cort Sattler 31:45.0 M 30 From Can Miller Lite Penalty lap; spill with intent
11 Katie Leisner 31:59.0 F 23 From Can Coors Light Penalty lap; puked at least 2 times
12 Mike Linegang 35:15.0 M 30 From Can Miller Lite Penalty lap; spill with intent
13 Betty Ann Linegang 36:00.0 F 33 From Can Miller Lite Penalty; spill with intent
14 Rosie Oliva 36:05.0 F 28 From Can Coors Light Penalty; spill with intent
15 Claire Liszkay 38:15.0 F 23 From Can Miller Lite I feel good
16 Sarah Vecci 38:51.0 F 24 From Can Coors Light Last place finisher!
17 Holly Sattler DNF F 30 N/A Walked, helped officiate... currently pregnant
18 Nick Fererri DNF M 26 From Can Coors Light Herniated L4-5 disc in back, did have 3 extra beers, worked camcorder
19 Andrew Jamieson DNF M 28 From Can Coors Light Tore ACL bending over to pick up 1st beer
20 Dave Martin DNF M 30 N/A Unable to compete; helped officiate
21 Sheila Martin DNF F 30 N/A Officiated
22 Scott Kulka DNF M 28 N/A Late arrival
23 Jodi Kulka DNF F 28 N/A Late arrival, also pregnant
24 Ben Penry DNF M 24 N/A Called arriving late biggest mistake of 05



Race Notes:

A rousing success for the first annual race. All competitors were first-timers. This is sure to become a New Year's Eve tradition.

In the finishing lap, Hirt held off a strong late charge from Cheddar to win by a comfortable margin, but ran just past the finish line, and lost his 4th beer in the grass. Cheddar did the same a few moments behind.

Race was marred somewhat by several competitors encouraging spill with intent, most notably Rosie Oliva.

Scandal struck on reviewing the video, as David Cheddar actually finished the last 2/3 of Colin Barr's 4th beer.

All in all, lots of puking, lots of spillage, but all finishers recieved a medal of participation.