| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. |
Jay Upchurch
| 7:16.0 | M | 34 | Budweiser, from can | |
| 2. | Greg Loftis | 7:29.0 | M | 25 | Budweiser, from can | very good first beer mile |
| 3. | Caitlin Schier | 7:45.0 | F | 28 | Westbrook White Thai, from can | MVP, first beer mile, female state record |
| 4. |
Greg Brown
| 7:58.0 | M | 44 | Budweiser, from can | |
| 5. |
Jeff Baxter
| 10:26.0 | M | 36 | Budweiser, from can | |
| 6. | Jim "Jimbo" Daniel | 11:32.0 | M | 45 | Coors, from can | first beer mile |
| 7. | Maggie Gill | 12:46.0 | F | 29 | Budweiser, from can | threw up once, ran penalty lap |
| 8. |
Caitlin Ranson
| 13:11.0 | F | 27 | Budweiser, from can | |
| 9. | Michael Stefanik | 13:46.0 | M | 26 | Budweiser, from can | threw up once, ran penalty lap |
| 10. | Lauren Jaynes | 15:32.0 | F | 25 | Yuengling, from can | threw up once, ran penalty lap |
| 11. |
Karl Walsh
| 15:57.0 | M | 36 | Budweiser, from can | |
| 12. | David "Huck" Huckaby | 17:36.0 | M | 24 | Budweiser, from keg | ran 4:18 mile, drinks beer like it's molasses |
| 13. | Katherine "Kat" Logemann | 21:2.0 | F | 30 | Ellie's Brown Ale, from can | threw up twice, ran penalty lap |
| 14. |
Ryan Thompson
| DNF | M | 30 | Tecate, from can | training for Leadville 100, needs to work on holding down fluids while running |