| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes | |
| 1. | Sumner "The Chugerator" Elliot | 7:20.0 | M | 19 | Miller, from can | |
| 2. | Evans "The Veteran" Louis | 8:12.0 | M | 23 | Miller, from can | |
| 3. | Byxbe "Lightweight" Stephen | 10:40.0 | M | 20 | Miller, from can | |
| 4. | Bacon Chad | DNF | M | 19 | Miller, from can | Fell on the first lap (Knee injury) |

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