| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. |
Tyler Cox
| 6:25.0 | M | 20 | Chocolate milk, from bottle | Chocolate milk mile champion. 50 oz choco milk in 5 bottles |
| 2. |
Nick Mockeridge
| 6:40.0 | M | 24 | Lost lake, from can | Beer mile champion. 1:09 half marathoner. Wants to attempt colorado record |
| 3. |
Chris Repka
| 7:23.0 | M | 23 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | Regrettably drank a Lost lake for last beer. Beer mile virgin. 70s track suit was a must. |
| 4. |
Halden Clark
| 8:34.0 | M | 23 | Lost lake, from can | Clydesdale champion (200lbs). Interested in competing in the Pump and run beer mile world championships (if they exist) |
| 5. |
Paul Weltzer
| 8:51.0 | M | 23 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | Former 4:16 miler. Needs to work on chugging BIG TIME. puked after race. |
| 6. |
Joel Vaughan
| 9:38.0 | M | 23 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | Wore a suit. Still ran faster than his 5k pace for the beer mile. |
| 7. | Erin Priest | 10:34.0 | F | 21 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | Women's champ. Works at a running shoe store and a brewery, so we expect her to be an elite beer miler in the near future. |
| 8. | Michelle Falzone | 10:41.0 | F | 21 | Coors Light, from can | Showed impeccable vomit control by puking a few meters after the finish line. |
| 9. | Maura Peterson | DNF | F | 22 | Coors Light, from can | Pre-determined beer half-miler. |