| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. |
Adam Brink
| 7:44.0 | M | | Miller Genuine Draft, from can | Amazing performance in board shorts |
| 2. | Matt Evans | 7:53.0 | M | | Miller Genuine Draft, from can | A solid solo performance...hungover |
| 3. |
Kristin Brink
| 10:8.0 | F | | Miller Genuine Draft, from can | 1st place woman |
| 4. |
Ken "Birthday Boy" Wallace
| 13:57.0 | M | 28 | Budweiser, from can | Pathetic |
| 5. |
Lim "The Singaporean Sensation"
| 14:37.0 | M | | Budweiser, from can | |
| 6. | Sarah "Prefontaine" Diegnan | 18:40.0 | F | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | Headband and all |
| 7. | Dan Walker | 20:15.0 | M | | Miller Lite, from can | A lite mile |
| 8. |
John Bruno
| 21:2.0 | M | | Miller Lite, from can | |
| 9. |
Jesse "Full" Nelson
| 21:3.0 | M | | Budweiser, from can | |
| 10. | Newton Cheng | 21:48.0 | M | | Budweiser, from can | 4min puking penalty added in lieu of an extra lap |
| 11. |
Kathy Barris
| 32:49.0 | F | | Budweiser, from can | Didn't quit! |
| 12. | Kelly Walker | DNF | F | | MIller Lite, from can | Maybe next year... |