| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Tommy Smith | 7:51.0 | M | 41 | Budweiser, from can | |
| 2. | George Brewer | 8:3.0 | M | 48 | Coors, from can | |
| 3. | Ryan Cooper | 8:35.0 | M | 24 | Budweiser, from can | |
| 4. | Mark Norman | 8:46.0 | M | 49 | Miller Genuine Draft, from can | |
| 5. | Emstip "Master Kim" Kim | 8:52.0 | M | 53 | Budweiser, from bottle | |
| 6. | Ken Proudfoot | 8:54.0 | M | 34 | Budweiser, from can | |
| 7. | Tom Wiberg | 9:1.0 | M | 41 | Coors, from bottle | |
| 8. | Scott "Hash House Harry" Eppelman | 9:24.0 | M | 40 | Shiner, from can | Ran 28 miles to get todays beermile event! |
| 9. | Ken Wilke | 10:1.0 | M | 34 | Miller Genuine Draft, from can | |
| 10. |
David "Fruity Pebbles" Morley
| 10:11.0 | M | 33 | Coors, from can | |
| 11. | Mike Whitsell | 10:36.0 | M | 42 | Miller, from can | |
| 12. |
Scott "Hog Straddler" Varner
| 10:46.0 | M | 43 | Kronen Bourg, from bottle | |
| 13. | David Pastre | 11:22.0 | M | 44 | Busch, from bottle | |
| 14. | Chip Burgard | 11:30.0 | M | 39 | Miller Genuine Draft, from bottle | |
| 15. |
Michel "Mrs. Fruity Pebbles" Morley
| 11:32.0 | F | 32 | Coors, from can | Had a baby just 10 weeks ago! |
| 16. | Mahriam Titus | 11:46.0 | F | 30 | Miller Genuine Draft, from can | |
| 17. |
Julie "Pork Me Now" Stratman
| 11:56.0 | F | 40 | Coors, from can | |
| 18. | Lauren "Nacheaux Ass" Kennedy | 12:1.0 | F | 45 | Kronen Bourg, from bottle | |
| 19. |
Ken "Gigolo" Ashby
| 13:17.0 | M | 54 | Red Dog, from can | Penalty lap for chundering |
| 20. | Matt Burns | 13:48.0 | M | 33 | Miller Genuine Draft, from bottle | Penalty lap for chundering |
| 21. | Joel Poshusta | 19:53.0 | M | 66 | Budweiser, from can | No. 38 in the Grand Master Division! |
| 22. | Trey Backes | DNF | M | 28 | Coors, from can | |
| 23. | Teel Dunlap | DNF | M | 43 | Miller Genuine Draft, from can | |