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| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes | |
| 1. | Sarah "Hamburger Helper" Schaefer | 8:38.0 | F | 43 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 2. | Mark "Baby Huey" McCoy | 9:1.0 | M | 38 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 3. | Daniel "Shrimp Skanky" Maltese | 9:9.0 | M | 30 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 4. | Greg "Chicken Poop" Neuman | 9:53.0 | M | 46 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 5. | Glenn "Drag Along Date" Norris | 9:54.0 | M | 52 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 6. | Rob "Flabio" McGowan | 9:56.0 | M | 46 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 7. | Tracy "Grassy Ass" | 10:15.0 | M | 27 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 8. | Tony "Innuendo" Alfino | 10:32.0 | M | 53 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 9. | Liz "Have-a-Twat" Douglass | 10:41.0 | F | 28 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 10. | Jon Archenhold | 10:50.0 | M | 45 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 11. | Todd "G Minor" Glasson | 11:2.0 | M | 42 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | Complained about the PBR |
| 12. | Rodney "Dildo Abuse" Friedman | 11:13.0 | M | 44 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 13. | Bryan "Hindlick" Butler | 11:29.0 | M | 45 | Variety Pack | Red Hook ESB, Tecate (2), Miller Lite |
| 14. | Terri "Take It Like a Man" Kirkman | 11:34.0 | F | 36 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 15. | Matthew LaFlam | 12:5.0 | M | 24 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 16. | Lempi "Full of Shit" Miller | 13:1.0 | F | 33 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 17. | Keo "Long Cutting Bastard" Zaiger | 13:10.0 | M | 45 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 18. | Christine "Shut the F Up, A-hole" Murray | 13:25.0 | F | 32 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | Chunder call on the field was reversed, ran a penalty lap anyway (15:56) |
| 19. | Rick "Bark If You Love Me" Greatting | 13:40.0 | M | 54 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 20. | Mike "Shane" Ladd | 14:21.0 | M | 52 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 21. | Mike "Thar She Blows" S | 14:41.0 | M | 40 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 22. | Greg "UPW" Bark | 14:54.0 | M | 44 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | Chundered, Penalty Lap |
| 23. | Jason "Kravin Kimchi Koochie" Harris | 17:29.0 | M | 34 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 24. | Jalapenis | 18:40.0 | M | 22 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | Chundered (BIG TIME), Ran Penalty Lap Nekkid |
| 25. | AJ "Anal Rose" Fortunato | 20:8.0 | M | 33 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 26. | Andrew "Weed Whacker" Pecaut | 20:25.0 | M | 36 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | Chundered (3rd year in a row!), Penalty Lap |
| 27. | Erin "Panocha" Calloway | 28:47.0 | F | 22 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | Chundered, Penalty Lap, Did cartwheels for the last 100 meters of the penalty lap |
| 28. | Stacy Anderson | 30:30.0 | F | 25 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 29. | Larry "Lawrence of NoLabia" Stone | DNF | M | 51 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | DQ'd for getting a girl to run for him. This aint no relay. |
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